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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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toskarin

I feel like not enough people fully understand that when I say "elden ring is horny in ways you can't even comprehend as horny without being on miyazaki's wavelength" I really do mean it

the animation where the lobster stabs you to death is one of the horniest things ever animated. it literally feels like an eroguro animation

toskarin

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taking this in good faith, I'll actually explain!

enacting a rare content warning, for obvious reasons

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toskarin

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goodness, if only

lumeninfusco

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(art credit: @drememoto)

catgirl-smash

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gordonralsei
astraldemise

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

astraldemise

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

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astraldemise

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

bedrock-to-buildheight

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I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

sudorm-rfslash

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pokefuseme

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I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

nomadiclegends

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copywriteddad
eliluminado7

writing down mydream later

eliluminado7

oh yeah holy shit right. back in the usenet days you could download video games taht were cursed. like if you lost a life in these games or fucked up in any way you would actually die by the hands of an unknown evil force. one of these games was about taking care of babies and it was calledΒ β€œa baby’s life”. and the narrator’s voice was leonard nimoy and he only saidΒ β€œit is well known that babies live a relatively peaceful life. will you be able to take care of them?” and they were like a tamagotchi. and if you failed to feed them or something an image of the grim reaper would appear on the screen and youd die of fright. it looked more or less like thisΒ 

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finally the seaman/max headroom crossover I've been waiting for